For the pup parents out there who are lucky enough to share their home with a pit bull, pitty love is a daily experience. We almost take it for granted sometimes!
Pit bull type dogs are the most loving, caring, entertaining, hilariously ridiculous animals on the planet. It’s sad that there are still people in the world who think otherwise.
If you are unfamiliar with pit bulls, and are interested in learning more, here are 12 undeniable reasons why you should definitely fall in love with one!
1. Smooshy Faces
Show us one person who can say “no” to a smooshy face!
Pit bulls possess the abilities to smoosh their faces in all sorts of silly ways. Even when they’re being ugly, they look cute. There’s no better feeling than waking up next to a squishy pitty face, and we have this picture to prove it.
2. Wiggle Bums
A pit bull’s tail never stops wagging. Ever.
Their butt muscles are incredibly defined, and look hilarious as they wiggle around in excitement. Whether your dog has a nub or a whip, you’ll learn to understand the joys of the wiggle butt.
Be sure to clear your coffee table before letting the dog out!
3. Dingus Mode
Pit bulls are certified dinguses.
Almost everything they do is comical, whether it’s whining for their favorite spot on the couch, or rolling on their back with their tongue hanging out. Pit parents have a constant source of entertainment. Even when they sleep, pit bulls do hilarious things.
4. Full Dingus Mode
Full Dingus Mode is achieved on a daily basis, without fail. Full Dingus Mode consists of rolling on their back with their legs in the air while growling at the sky, as well as galloping around the yard carrying something large in their mouth with no signs of stopping.
Full Dingus Mode describes pretty much anything a pit bull does that is more pit bull than usual.
Zoomies are the greatest, most pure source of entertainment in existence. If you haven’t experienced zoomies, you are seriously missing out!
Every pit bull, at some point in his life will get the zommies. Zoomies are, by definition, a high speed, lunatic, careless, happy, oblivious-to-everything and completely unstoppable run. You can Google videos of dogs with the zoomies, but it’s not the same as experiencing them first hand.
Pit bulls are the cuddliest damn creatures ever, and they give it everything they’ve got!
Pit bull cuddling may seem a little more aggressive than most. They usually plop themselves down on top of you, resulting in what feels like a furry sack of bricks on your chest. There’s no other option but to live and die in that spot, obviously.
At least they keep you warm!
7. Burps and Farts
Pit bull gas isn’t exactly a pro on our list, but it is something you’ll learn to live with. It’s also pretty funny to watch your dog fart and scare himself in his sleep.
Pit bulls are gassy animals, probably some of the worst. The best part about this trait is that you will always have someone to blame the smell on.
We won’t tell if you won’t!
8. Kisses. So Many Kisses
Pit bulls aren’t just filled with gas! They are also filled with an abundance of slobbery kisses.
Pitty kisses aren’t always gentle, but they come from good intentions. Pit bulls love to give their moms, and dads, and friends, and strangers, and inanimate objects kisses. You’ll often find that they greet everyone with their tongues out!
It’s how they show their love.
9. Infinite Love
Like we said before, pit bulls are incredibly loving. They have the largest hearts, and want nothing more than to share them with everyone.
Pit bulls tend to gravitate towards human companions, and do whatever they can to show their appreciation for your presence. Whether that means kisses, snuggles, or sticking by your side, we can guarantee your pit bull is thinking of your best interest.
10. No Judgement
Pit bulls don’t judge us. Period.
They know what it’s like to be judged, and they aren’t ones to make you feel bad for your life choices. They’ll support you no matter what. They are kind of like our personal cheerleaders.
If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, go hug a pit bull!
11. Partner in Crime
Pit bulls are the top velcro dog, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. If you have a pit bull, then you totally understand what we mean!
Pit bulls want to be with their humans all the time. If you’re making food, they’ll be there. In the yard, they’ll be there. Having a nap? Of course.
Pit bulls love to spend time with their parents, and will happily spend the entire day watching Netflix with you. They don’t want much more than a few scratches here and there and maybe a bite of your food.
12. Cool Pitty Parent Friends
Pit bull parents stick together! It’s no unearned stereotype that pit bull parents are the coolest. We definitely are, and we all know each other.
If you have a pit bull, you also have a huge community of supporters, who will stand up for you no matter what. Even if you’ve never met someone, you can become friend instantly by mentioning that you have a pit bull.
Pit bull type dogs love to play with similar breeds as well, making for some seriously awesome playdates.
Need anymore reasons? Just love a pit bull and see for yourself!