Here at AngusPost, we are always trying to debunk “Pit Bull Myths.” Well, here’s a new one for you –Pit bulls are terrible guard dogs!
You may be confused, due to the fact that you’ve gone your entire life thinking the opposite, but this is a 100% true statement. The average pit bull type dog would make a horrible guard, and we have undeniable evidence.
They really aren’t that intimidating…
And they look even goofier in packs
They aren’t exactly the brightest creatures
They will kiss all of your intruders to death
So scary. I’m shaking
You are more likely to get a stomach ache from laughing at these ridiculous beasts than being harmed in any way
Bully Brain gets an A for Effort
They are easily distracted
What a menace to society
So, if you got yourself a pit bull as a guard dog, we hope you live in a nice neighborhood! He won’t be scaring away anything.
Except maybe this camera!