Have you ever wondered what your go-to drink says about you? How about what it says about your dog?
We’ve compiled a list of 11 popular alcoholic beverages and what each one has in common with your pooch. Are you a cosmo girl, or a Scotch sipping gentleman?
This is just for fun!
Cosmopolitan
FAB-U-LOUS!
Your favorite thing to do is go for stroll down Main St. with your dog. Your dog loves window shopping, and always sports the hottest fashion. You are besties, inseparable at all times. If your dog could talk, she’d sound exactly like Cher from Clueless!
Martini
Dry, two olives.
Your dog is classy as heck, and he knows it. He’s proud to strut his stuff, but in a very cool and collected way. Don’t bother dressing him up unless you have a tux handy.
Your dog slays all the ladies at the park.
Whiskey and Coke
Old reliable. No ice, please.
Your dog is strong, stable, and doesn’t mind a long nap. He loves to kick back and relax after a long day, with a room temperature bowl of water and fresh bone. He’s a classic guy, with no need to impress. He’s perfect the way he is.
Scotch on the Rocks
Just like a stiff drink, your dog is tough as nails. He has a sweet side, but that’s usually overpowered by his strong exterior. He’s the biggest guy at the park, and most other dogs are intimidated by his demeanor. He has a few solid friends, who he enjoys having long conversations with over a quality bone.
Vodka Soda
Your dog is the life of the party! You two frequent dog parks and make friends everywhere you go. If your dog had Facebook, her photos would get the most likes.
Be careful with these dogs though! They’ll steal your heart and run off with someone new.
Bellini
Girls just wanna have fun!
Your dog is well dressed, educated, and a total knockout. She’s a spitting image of Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde, and doesn’t let others take advantage of her. She’s a lot of fun, but will be smart about her decisions. She’s going home with you at the end of the day, and doesn’t have time for fickle friends.
Gin and Tonic
Your dog is a seasoned individual without much of an imagination. He doesn’t aspire to take on the world. He just wants to be a dog. Your dog is a great companion, with little to ad to conversations. He prefers to lay on a mat at your feet, rather than go on an adventure.
Your dog is the Chevy Chase of dogs.
Rum and Coke
Your dog is strong, sweet, and a little spicy! He may look like a brute, but he’s got a special soft side to him that you can’t resist. Maybe your dog is exotic, maybe he’s just a crazy local. Whatever he is, he’s a rad dude that everyone wants to know.
Your dog is a smooth criminal.
Coffee and Baileys
Your dog is high energy, efficient, and a little twisted. Your dog would be the newspaper editor, who likes to start her day off with a kick. A crazy red head with stunning green eyes.
Your dog would be the perfect dog to take on a morning jog, or even just hang out with at home watching Mad Men.
Dark Beer
Your dog is too cool for school. He enjoys long visits with select friends, exploring places no one’s ever been to before, and name dropping like no tomorrow. He knew fetch was cool before fetch even knew it was cool.
He’s got a thick build, and a hunger for meat. Unless he’s a vegan, in which case, he will let you know right away.
Light Beer
You don’t have a dog, and you aren’t cool enough for one. You sir, have a cat.
