There’s nothing better than a good game of “Would You Rather” to get to know someone. Too bad we can’t play with our dogs!
Here are 10 hilarious Would You Rather questions you wish you could ask your dog.
Would You Rather:
1. Give up treats or balls?
But, mom! That’s so unfair. How about you give up snacks and I get extra?
2. Go 3 days without food, or take baths for 3 days?
I will just eat your food while you sleep, hooman.
3. Go to the vet or go to the groomer?
So, lose my hair or lose my manhood again? I’ll go bald, thanks.
4. Wear a cone or boots?
Both of these are awful! You are a bad mom.
5. Have a lifetime supply of toys or a lifetime supply of treats?
6. Always sniffing other dogs’ butts, or always having your butt sniffed?
I like to be the sniffer, not the sniffee. Always have the upper paw!
7. Get sprayed by a skunk or roll in fish guts?
Both smell delicious, but I think I’ll take the fish guts. I think my human would appreciate the aroma.
8. Chase your tail or chase a toy?
Why would I chase my tail? I’m so over that.
Oh, look! My tail!
9. Live with cats that hate you or fight with cats every time you go for a walk?
Cats are always awful. How about no cats?
10. Dig one giant hole, or dig many small holes?
Many holes. My human appreciates my work ethic.
What would you ask your dog? Share in the comments below!